methlabrador:

what if someone tried to rob a nightclub and he ran in and screamed “everyone put your hands up” and everyone was like “yeah dude” and kept dancing

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aubreyplazaofficialblog:

pyrogina:

kaijuno:

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I found out Brisk sells Venom Nut Juice

are you…. gonna drink it?

What’s the other option? To not?

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kwikemart:

“hey wanna come over and get drunk or someth-”

me:

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redroseclub:

i love calling my self a Bitch but if a man calls me a bitch im gonna step on his throat an snap his neck

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screaming-seal:

ebimanami:

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THOT! THOT!

OOH, WE GOT IT!

THOT! THOT!

HEY, WE GOT IT!

THOT! THOT!

SAY, WE GOT IT!

THOT CHOCOLATE!

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W E    G O T    I T

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bonitaapplebelle:

Beyonce really said “ten times out of nine I know you’re lying” like yas queen of improper fractions

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left-reminders:

localstarboy:

“wyd after work”

sleeping for work tomorrow

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paladin-official: what is the coolest rock you have?

surprisebitch:

iguanamouth:

fruityjampaws:

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

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probably one of these but i dont know what kind they are

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what the fuck

how could you waste a egg

a what

this is triggering

dennys:

Denny, Denny

Yes, Papa?

Eating sugar?

No, Papa!

Telling lies?

No, Papa!

Open your mouth.

Uh…I am a restaurant!

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cobaltdays:

sistermaryfake:

aaliyah-appollonia:

steel-inked25:

WTF😲😲

This kid is just so freaking cool I’m proud of him

fucking sorcerer 

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The New Porn Blogs

fadingcoast:

angryschnauzer:

Something that i’ve seen happening in my notifications this week is a new kind of porn blog interacting with my posts, and i want to explain WHY its so important to block them.

In the past all that would happen if a porn blog would follow you is just that, they’d follow you. It was all to do with google algorithyms where if a porn blog was shown as ‘linked’ or following a legitimate site/blog then it increased the place they came in the google searches. Great if you are one of those scam websites that gets people to click on links that either plant malware or are just shady as fuck. 
Porn blogs were also sometimes shut down without warning so all the scammers hard work was over and gone. Good for us, not good for them.
Most of these blogs were just stolen gifs/videos from other porn blogs anyway. If you thought gif stealing was bad/rife in the geek/nerd fandoms, just have a peep at the porn blogs.

Well a lot of the search engines etc caught onto this and built controls into their software, so they found a new way of getting (or at least trying to get) people to click on links to take them off of the tumblr site. This is by finding a random post from a legitimate blogger, which could be about anything, and either deleting the entire content of the post and adding in some ridiculous comment like ‘For more fun follow this link’ with a hyperlink off of tumblr, or if its a photo that in any way is either fun/a meme/or a little nsfw, they keep that in place and just add their link like above. Scroll down their blog and literally every single post will be a reblog and have exactly the same comment on, getting you to click and take you off site.

What does this matter i hear you ask? Well, when it comes to reporting a post, it helps to confuse the tumblr bots/staff as to what’s being reported… the comment or the original post? This means that when a bunch of posts are reported, they are all coming from different originators, this will make tumblr staff’s life even harder, and legitimate blogs are at risk of someone hitting ‘deactivate blog’ in the admin settings, meaning YOU COULD LOOSE YOUR ENTIRE BLOG BECAUSE SOME ASSHOLE PORN BOT REBLOGGED FROM YOU.

So don’t ignore this kind of thing, if you see one of these stupid reblogs (the bots very rarely actually follow you anymore), BLOCK THEM RIGHT THERE AND THEN. 

What I’ve been doing now is checking the notes of my posts and clicking on the porn blogs, like this fella… click on the dude at the top, report….

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Then flag for spam and block:

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You can do it on mobile, either clicking the pic of the note, or going to the reblog and reporting the blog itself.

DO NOT REPORT THE POSTS or the OP could get blocked instead of the bot!

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fullmetalfisting:

an-adult:

the-feminists-are:

four-female:

ghostbusters?

taking over! i’m

virgin!

Posts like this make me realize that I never read anyone’s fucking url

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